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De-Thatching prevents insects from forming nests in your lawn and getting eaten by skunks, rats, and gophers. An extra $50 each bag after the second bag. De-Thatching is very labour intensive work, especially if the lawn is not getting dethatched twice per year and you have a lot of foliage around; sometimes a second or a third pass with the de-thatcher is necessary for a full de-thatch and multiple bags of thatch can come up from even a small patch of grass (raking assistance=discount)

If your grass is longer than 2" tall, it's bad for my de-thatcher.

Weed-removal should be done in intervals. $30 non-refundable deposit required.

I've never built one from scratch before but I can.

Edging can be tiring work if you're maintaining a beautiful garden. $20 non-refundable deposit required.

There are several steps that can be taken for low-maintenance tree rings.

Prices are more expensive if the pruning is over 3 meters high. $50 non-refundable deposit required.

Brown spots on leaves are a good indication that a tree needs tree care. Tree care often involves me making 14 daily trips to your tree with Hydrogen Peroxide. *50% non-refundable deposit required.

I don't climb trees but I'll build scaffolding for taller trees. Premium charge for sick trees. Renting a crane costs around $1000 for 8 hours; if I'm building scaffolding, it's $200 per/meter high surcharge 1st 5meters, $300 2nd 5meters, $500 for a ladder fastened on top. I don't feel comfortable building scaffolding over 10 meters high (I can only cut branches up to 18 meters high off the ground at the moment). $2x for cleanup *50% non-refundable deposit required (no liabilities fee included)

Discount if you have your own blower. $250 non-refundable deposit required.

Step 1: Diagnose Lawn. (The following steps are variable) Step 2: Aerate Lawn (hand aeration usually required for problem areas). Step 3: Balance Ph Levels. Step 4: Wait. Step 5: De-Thatch Lawn. Step 6: De-Weed Lawn. Step 7: Seed, Fertilize, Top-Dress. Step 8: Wait. Step 9: Diagnose Lawn. Step 10: Aerate and Study.

The Pocket Pillage package makes it look like I destroyed the weak patches on your lawn for the first 2 weeks. It's expensive because I'm going to use expensive product and be there a lot for 3 weeks. $450 non-refundable deposit with $50 rebate if client follows instructions.

The Pillage+ package makes it look like I destroyed your whole lawn for the first 2 weeks. It's expensive because I'm going to use expensive product and be there a lot for 3 weeks. $850 non-refundable deposit with $100 rebate if client follows instructions.

Only if you have your own mower. $400 fee for me to buy a mower for your lawn and leave it there. The plan is to have workers. $50 non-refundable deposit required.

Dog poop kills grass. It's usually $80 but if it's really bad I'll charge you by the pound on top of the $80. The average dog poop pile is 340g. $80 non-refundable deposit required.

General: seed, fertilizer, lime treatment, weed removal, poop-scooping, etc. $250 non-refundable deposit required.

3 aerations per year.

3 aerations per year recommended.

Includes: Garden Cleanup, Pruning, Edging, General Lawncare, and Aeration.

*de-thatching, lawn mowing, and poop scooping not included. $750 non refundable deposit required.

Includes: Garden Cleanup, Pruning, Edging, General Lawncare, Aeration, and De-Thatching.

*lawn mowing, poop scooping not included. $1200 non-refundable deposit required.

All-Dressed Lawns. Includes everything above. 

*poop scooping $1/lb. The average dog poop pile is 0.75 lbs. $1650 non-refundable deposit required. 

If you drive a Beemer, you probably wanted your Garden Gnome concreted to your lawn.

Concrete is longer lasting than asphalt.

A concrete crack requires 3 visits to properly repair, so think of it as $35 per visit. The second way we repair cracks involves backer rod. Concrete repair can get very expensive for larger jobs. Garage floor cracks are expensive. Small amounts of concrete mixing is available.

Concrete can cause burns even if it's easy work, and you definitely want an artist for some concrete work (look at the website).

When the driveway sinks by the garage, sometimes it's nice to have a ramp. 50% non-refundable deposit required. It's roughly twice the price of you doing it yourself + travel costs. *100lbs of cold-patch asphalt available guaranteed.**500 day access to Cold-Patch Asphalt Touch-Ups.

Cold-Patch pothole patchwork will likely pop out over time in the middle of the driveway. 75% non-refundable deposit required. *6 month access to Cold-Patch Asphalt Touch-Ups.

Cold-Patch pothole patchwork will likely pop out over time in the middle of the driveway.  I provide low-profit touchups (25% markup on product and travel costs). *I'm not being cheap or untalented, I'm giving everyone under the brand a desire (not just an incentive) to touch-up your cold-patch asphalt and well. 100% non-refundable deposit required.

Most driveway maintenance companies don't want to fill in all the cracks and usually do a messy job. Triple the price per tube.

Let's keep those weeds out of the edge of your driveway! 60% non-refundable deposit required (backer rod, sealant, sand, tape). I certainly know how to take the backer rod out bahaha *cry (driveway sealer joke); help me make amends to those driveways.

We prefer to use the best oil-based roll-on sealants which last years. Driveway sealing price can be packaged and discounted with other services.

*access to 2-Year Fade Touch-Ups.

Driveway Sealing Roll fades are often uneven. We prefer to use the best oil-based roll-on sealants which last years; however, the fades are often patchy.*I'm not being cheap or untalented, I'm giving everyone under the brand a desire (not just an incentive) to touch-up your fade.

I don't do bad jobs and the equipment is expensive if I'm doing it. $100 off each driveway for each neighbor's driveway on the discount. *Up to 10 neighbors for the discount. 100% non-refundable deposit required.

If the job costs less than $300, why are you having me clean your windows? $300 non-refundable deposit. 50% off for Bungalows.

$60+ for Exterior Wash. $120+ for Interior Clean. It's $250+ if there are excessive amounts of hazardous material inside the car.

$200+ for Exterior Wash. $120+ for Interior Cab Clean. It's $250+ for interior freight clean.

Discount if you have your own pressure washer (it depends how good your washer and nozzles are for the job). $250 non-refundable deposit required.

40% non-refundable deposit required.

Discount for sandbag delivery. 20% non-refundable deposit required.

$100 rebate if I don't make a mess. 30% non-refundable deposit required.

I don't know what I'm doing but you can teach me for $50/hr. I'm going to be more selective about this job than other jobs; especially if people start applying for jobs with Wolf Party General Contracting. *No Sex Work.

I don't think Duru knows what she's doing either; I forgot to ask. *No Sex Work.

Prices go up depending on the breed and personality of the dogs.